As for 2006 itself, our accounting department's year-end numbers show that Stragsco posted a lower-than-expected loss for the fiscal period. This was due partly to a reduction in unnecessary discretionary spending (the CEO visited Best Buy less often), partly to fewer fact-finding trips to Orlando (zero), and primarily to the fact that the CFO returned to the labor market this fall at NDI Engineering, where she has worked off and on since time immemorial. In addition, the COO and CTO took jobs this summer at Raccoon Valley Swim Club, she as a swim instructor and he as a snack bar cook. For an accounting of where these dollars went, please see the annual reports of iTunes, Nintendo, and the teen-oriented stores in the Deptford Mall.

Despite the improved numbers, we regret to announce that we will not be paying a dividend to our shareholders this year. But, as a veteran reader of these annual reports, you already knew that. "We'd be satisfied if you'd just invite us over for dinner now and then," you mumble....

Typically at this point in the newsletter we'd announce our latest silly revenue-raising scheme to beat the arrival of January's Christmas bills. But this year, to honor the spirit of the season (and because none of our previous ideas ever worked anyway), we have a surprise for you. We have decided that it is truly better to give than to receive, or at least, it's worth a try. So, we welcome you to a Stragsco first: an online game show, complete with real prizes!

The game you're about to play is similar to the popular TV show Deal or No Deal. That is, we hear it's popular – to be quite honest, no one here in Straguzziville has ever watched it. We only know it involves suitcases, supermodels, and a disturbing parade of bipolar contestants. Here are the rules, as best as we understand them:

On the next page, you'll find a Christmas tree with 26 numbered balls, each containing a prize valued from 1¢ to $1,000,000. Click on ornaments in any order, one by one, to reveal their contents – all are related to the goings-on in and around Stragsco in 2006. Unlike the TV show, we don't have an unseen Banker to offer buyouts along the way. (The only one of us with any free cash is Scott, who is old enough now to know to hide his wallet this time of year.) However, at the end of the game you'll receive the prize in the final unopened ball, so choose carefully!

Now for the disclaimers and fine print. All prize values are appraised by Stragsco Accounting, a respected financial services firm whose previous clients include Enron, Worldcom, and Tyco Industries. Appraisals are final; no substitutions or cash payouts are permitted. Cash value 1/20¢. Winner is responsible for all applicable taxes and fees. Read the prospectus carefully before investing. Close cover before striking.

Ready? Great! Click the link below to get started, and good luck!!

Start the Game!