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Merry Christmas from Stragsco!
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To our friends and family:
Welcome to our Christmas 2003 newsletter!
Looking for that perfect last-minute holiday gift? You've come to the
right place. The board of directors of Stragsco Enterprises, having audited
our year-end ledger, notes with dismay that we are about to run our
17th straight fiscal deficit. We are therefore looking for innovative ways
to raise capital before the January Visa bill arrives.
It is thus with great pride that we announce the launch of our newest venture:
sBay, a full-service online auction house. Mind you, none of us at Stragsco have
ever bought or sold anything on eBay, so we don't have the foggiest clue what we're
doing. As if that ever stopped us.
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So come in and browse our charming
collection of memorabilia from the past 12
months. All auctions end on January 31st, 2003. To be honest, we're really
quite attached to all the stuff listed here, so we doubt we'd part with any of it anyway.
But you are welcome to make a bid on our Visa bill.
All of us at Stragsco wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas,
a Happy Hannukah, and a joyous, healthy, and prosperous New Year!
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Sincerely,
The Stragsco Enterprises Board of Directors
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Mary Beth Straguzzi
-- President, Chief Financial Officer
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Nick Straguzzi
-- Chief Executive Officer, Errand Boy
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Amy Straguzzi
-- Chief Operating Officer, Social Director
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John Straguzzi
-- Chief Technology Officer, Marketing Director
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Scott Straguzzi
-- Chief Communications Officer, Dictator-For-Life
(Click on a name to send us email)
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Copyright © 2003, Stragsco Enterprises, Mullica Hill NJ
eBay is a registered trademark of eBay Inc, and it goes without saying that we are undoubtably
violating all sorts of copyright laws. If they sue us, all they'll get is one very old pickup
truck, a lot of loose K'nex pieces, some scrapbooking supplies, and that infernal Visa bill.
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